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Eyes cream
Son: If you got ice cream in your eye, would it hurt?
Dad: No, ice cream is made of chopped up eyes, that's why they call it eyes cream.
Dad: No, ice cream is made of chopped up eyes, that's why they call it eyes cream.
Get lost cupid!
One of the boys in my dauther's class made a valentine ONLY FOR THE GIRLS of him making a kiss face and hearts floating in the sky.
He is now officially BLACKLISTED.
He is now officially BLACKLISTED.
Drop and give me 20 minutes
First Saturday in months we can sleep in. If any of my children wakes me up early, I am sending them to military school.
Uranus sounds funny
Dad: What's your favorite planet?
Son: I have two, Earth and Uranus.
Me: What do you like so much about Uranus?
Son: It just sounds funny!
(Me trying so hard not to laugh)
Shoe drama
My teenage 8 year old was crying over losing her favorite pair of socks, and is now giddy over how much she loves her new dress shoes. Wow.
Deep pockets
Mom: Can you call my phone? I can't find it.
(Dad calls phone)
(Mom's pocket starts ringing)
Sweet sorry
Such a sweet girl. Oldest daughter was in trouble for being crabby, so she went into our room, straightened up our bed and left a sorry note!
Private bites
Tried to convince the kids we should move to the forest and be nudists. (aka no more laundry)
They said we can't or we'd get mosquito bites on our privates.
They may have won that argument.
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