Glam Gloss

Gramma: What's that on your eyebrows??
Daughter: Lip gloss! My face was dry!

Man Boobs

Daughter: Daddy, a boy at school said that only girls have boobs, but
that's not right because YOU have boobs!

Hippie Shake

Daddy when you snuggle with me I only have enough room to hippie
hippie shake!

Speed Sassy

Mom: No running in the house!
Daughter: I'm speed walking!

TP tricks

(after wiping his butt and the tp got stuck and was hanging out)
Son: Daddy look I have a tail!

Blue Movie

Son: Daddy, I want to ray blue that movie because I know what that
means!

Repeat after me

Mom: Come to the table sweetie, it's dinner time!
Daughter: (on play phone) Just a minute kiddo, ok?