Clouds

Jesus stays up on the cloud, that's where he lives!

Shake It

My son pulled his pants down after peeing, stepped back over to the
potty and said "I forgot to shake it!"

Dirty Pants

You know you've reached a new phase when the kids end up dumping more food on you than on themselves.

Princess Prayers

The princess thing may have gone too far, we now say prayers every night with an audible breath between each sentence "So I sound like a princess!"

Carnivore Kids

We're sad that Bambi died, but it's ok because we like to eat meat!