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Huddle trouble
The kids were up to something today.
The oldest kept calling a "huddle" and they all got together and whispered and giggled.
Pasta sipper
My son used a piece of macaroni as a straw to drink ketchup from his plate. Another proud Dad moment.
Dad's dictionary
Son: Dad, what does "union" mean?
Me: It's actually a Spanish word that means if one of your children is not putting his laundry away, you can sell him to the alligators and he'll be raised as an alligator child.
May the 4th
Had the kids all bust out their lightsabers and had an epic battle! May the 4th be with you!
Food fusion
Usually I ignore my kid's complaints about restaurant food, but this time the restaurant used salsa instead of marinara for my daughter's spaghetti!
Rice Krispie Crimes
Mom: Sad to see that the only recipe for Rice Krispies is microwave only!!! I'll have to pass down the Real way to make them for sure. It's just not the same.
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