Parent Madness Search
Dad's dictionary
Son: Dad, what does "union" mean?
Me: It's actually a Spanish word that means if one of your children is not putting his laundry away, you can sell him to the alligators and he'll be raised as an alligator child.
May the 4th
Had the kids all bust out their lightsabers and had an epic battle! May the 4th be with you!
Food fusion
Usually I ignore my kid's complaints about restaurant food, but this time the restaurant used salsa instead of marinara for my daughter's spaghetti!
Rice Krispie Crimes
Mom: Sad to see that the only recipe for Rice Krispies is microwave only!!! I'll have to pass down the Real way to make them for sure. It's just not the same.
Bad Kid's Dropoff
Dad: Told my daughter that "The Children's Place" was where you took your kids if they were bad and you wanted to get rid of them.
Bus Stop Sprint
Mom: Got some good sprinting in this morning at the bus stop thanks to my son who left his backpack in the car!
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