Parent Madness Search

Girl Power?


Kind of stinks when the kids watch a cartoon and want to pick which characters they are, and there aren't any girls. :(

Fudge Thief


Son: SERIOUSLY Dad??
Only one more piece of chocolate fudge left??
(angry face)

Frozen Wifesicle


Husband of the year award.

Fell asleep in my son's bed after putting him down for the night,
while my wife went to get groceries out of the car.

She accidentally locked herself in the garage, and called and called on my phone but I snored on while she froze outside!

Epic Naptime


Mommy and Daddy both crashed on couches for naps, and big sister put herself and the other kids down for a nap without even asking!!

Epic naptime win!

Just eat it

Grandma: Did you like the breakfast I made?
Granddaughter: Yes! I just didn't want to eat it.

Angry Fried Birds


Dad, I think these chicken nuggets used to be angry birds!

All Pooped Out


Dad my butt is tired, because it's been pooping all day long!