Angry Fried Birds

Dad, I think these chicken nuggets used to be angry birds!

All Pooped Out

Dad my butt is tired, because it's been pooping all day long!

Fish

Mom: What lives under the sea? Son: an Orca? (No simple "fish" answer for my son!)

Weird Beard

Daughter: Daddy are you going to shave your beard? Because you will look weird when you trick or treat!

Too young for that stamp

My eight year old daughter came home today with a fake tattoo that "some boy" put on her lower back!

Oldest trick in the book

Dad: A girl playing on the computer this morning totally batted her eyes with a shy smile at my son and asked him for help. He fell for it, just like his Dad always did.

No tagbacks

Son: Mom, I was playing tag with my friend, so I'm "IT" until recess on Monday.