Dad to daughter, AFTER school: Wait... are your pants on backwards??
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Man Toilet Training
Dad: Made my son clean the toilet when he peed on the seat. You're welcome to his future wife.
Fat & Happy Puppy
One of the kids put the box of dog treats upside down and OPEN. I pick up box, treats dump all over floor. Dog is ecstatic.
Teeny Tiny Tot
Dad: My five year old daughter is too small and skinny to set off the automatic door sensors!
Look on the bright yellow side
On the positive side, if the cat hadn't peed on the shower curtain I wouldn't have gone downstairs to throw it away and noticed the dog pee on the floor.
Stuffie Overload
Max stuffed animals allowed (per the rules) in the bed: 3. Stuffies in my daughter's bed: 19.
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