Mom: My daughter is so organized, she has to have all the M&M's facing up and separated by color before she eats them!
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Mom: My daughter is so organized, she has to have all the M&M's facing up and separated by color before she eats them!
Barf Zoo
My kids' summary of their zoo field trip: There was a kid who barfed so he got to ride in the wagon the whole time
At least it's not a tattoo!
Mom: Whats all over your arms?? Daughter: Stencil drawings with marker that MIGHT come off!
Skinny surfers
Mom: Watching "Soul Surfer" and my daughter says "Fat people can't surf" The things kids learn from the movies
Wendy Lady
Daughter: Mommy that Peter Pan is a silly boy
Mom: You're a silly girl
Daughter: You're a silly boy Mommy. (Insert immense giggles here), No, I'm just kidding Mommy, you a girl.
Mom: You're a silly girl
Daughter: You're a silly boy Mommy. (Insert immense giggles here), No, I'm just kidding Mommy, you a girl.
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