Santa Threats

Kids asked "Can we please go clean our rooms?" - I love Christmas.

Who's on first?

Daughter: One, two, three stripes you're out!

No Junkie

I must have the only kid in the world that cries about having to eat pizza rolls.

Glam Gloss

Gramma: What's that on your eyebrows??
Daughter: Lip gloss! My face was dry!

Speed Sassy

Mom: No running in the house!
Daughter: I'm speed walking!

Monkey Town

Tonight my daughter sang us the song "welcome to monkeytown"

Sit up straight

Just gave my son a wedgie at the dinner table