Parent Madness Search

No Junkie


I must have the only kid in the world that cries about having to eat pizza rolls.

Glam Gloss

Gramma: What's that on your eyebrows??
Daughter: Lip gloss! My face was dry!

Speed Sassy

Mom: No running in the house!
Daughter: I'm speed walking!

Monkey Town


Tonight my daughter sang us the song "welcome to monkeytown"

Sit up straight


Just gave my son a wedgie at the dinner table

Woshang!


Watching Empire Strikes Back, and my daughter was SOBBING as Han Solo gets frozen in carbonite. My son is jumping up and down rooting for Luke. He says his "lightsaver" goes WOSHANG!!"

Blue Movie

Son: Daddy, I want to ray blue that movie because I know what that
means!