Daughter: Daddy, a boy at school said that only girls have boobs, but
that's not right because YOU have boobs!
Parent Madness Search
Tri-shirt
Apparently I will have to inspect my son's outfits in the morning as he had on three shirts today. I informed him that the maximum number of acceptable shirts is two, unless he starts doing the laundry.
Hippie Shake
Daugther: Daddy when you snuggle with me I only have enough room to hippie
hippie shake!
hippie shake!
Poop boxes
I wonder if in some faraway galaxy there are cat people who have to clean out human litter boxes
Snow dog
Dear dog: it is Saturday morning and everyone is sleeping in. If you keep barking I'm going to shave you and throw you in the snow!
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