Parent Madness Search
You'll Go Down in History
Daughter: Gramma when were you born?
Gramma: 1942
Daughter: Isn't that when Columbus sailed the ocean blue?
Gramma: 1942
Daughter: Isn't that when Columbus sailed the ocean blue?
Cut it out
(at a pizza place)
Son: Daddy don't cut the cheese!
Mom: Your son is wise beyond his years!
Son: Daddy don't cut the cheese!
Mom: Your son is wise beyond his years!
Bow Wow Brains
Daughter: Mommy if our dog's brains fall out will he turn bad?
Mom: No honey, and his brains can't just fall out.
Daughter: What if we shaved off all of his fur?
Mom: No honey, and his brains can't just fall out.
Daughter: What if we shaved off all of his fur?
Resistance is futile
After delivering a nicely folded basket of laundry for my daughter to
put away, I turned back to see her picking them up and shaking them to
unfold them before stuffing them into her drawers!
put away, I turned back to see her picking them up and shaking them to
unfold them before stuffing them into her drawers!
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