Green Dad

At the bus stop today my daughter and I picked up all the worms from the sidewalk and threw them into the grass. Thank you kids books about worms!

Food Court

If I don't like my Target, can I have your target?

Wet Floor

While I was in the shower, my daughter shouted frantically for me to come quick, my daughter needed me! Always the superhero, I dashed wet and naked through the hall to help. She had forgotten the name of her dolly and wanted to ask me.

No Service

Son to Sister: "Stop yelling, I'm trying to call someone!" on
his toy phone

Clouds

Jesus stays up on the cloud, that's where he lives!

Shake It

My son pulled his pants down after peeing, stepped back over to the
potty and said "I forgot to shake it!"

Dirty Pants

You know you've reached a new phase when the kids end up dumping more food on you than on themselves.