Parent Madness Search
Shake It
My son pulled his pants down after peeing, stepped back over to the
potty and said "I forgot to shake it!"
potty and said "I forgot to shake it!"
Dirty Pants
You know you've reached a new phase when the kids end up dumping more food on you than on themselves.
Princess Prayers
The princess thing may have gone too far, we now say prayers every night with an audible breath between each sentence "So I sound like a princess!"
It Doesn't Beep
I touched my 3 year old son's nose and made a "beep!" sound. He responded by poking me in the crotch and saying "beep!"
Boys Rule
My daughter was wrestling and tickling her little brother, and he passed gas right in her face. Testosterone FTW!
Confused Mommy
My two little ones (boy and girl) were running around with no clothes on after bath time, the girl on the floor and the boy standing. The boy stands over the girl and says Good doggy! I'm going to pee on your head! What???
Presenting Her Highness
My daughter knocked on the door and said "Open the door. The Queen is home!"
Almost?
At the grocery store, my son grabs the SI swimsuit edition and shows me and says, "Mom, you can almost see her boobs!" Too funny!
No Licking
My daughter had a friend over for a playdate. As the two girls were playing, her friend leaned over and licked my daughter in the armpit!
Stinker Pants
My daughter let one rip in the car this morning so bad I had to roll
the windows down!
the windows down!
Good Job Daddy
Son to Mom: My Daddy stands up to go potty and he pees in the water and doesn't make a mess!
Swim Shirts
Daughter: Daddy why do you have two shirts on?
Dad: So I can be warm at work.
Daughter: You can't go swimming with your clothes on! (I don't swim
at work??)
Dad: So I can be warm at work.
Daughter: You can't go swimming with your clothes on! (I don't swim
at work??)
Sleep Fight
Checking on my daughter at bedtime I found that she was wearing her toy boxing gloves in bed!
Old Mommy
Daughter to Mom: I want to be old like you Mommy so I can get married and have babies and take them to swimming class!
Home Repair
Daughter: It's hairy down there in the heating vent.
Gramma: How do you know?
Daughter: *rips the vent off the floor* See?!?
Gramma: How do you know?
Daughter: *rips the vent off the floor* See?!?
My Poo!
This morning my daughter had a tantrum at daycare because another kid flushed "her poop" down the toilet!
Toddler Streaker
My little daughter is so skinny that her pants were falling down as she ran to her classroom. Run three steps, pants fall down. Hoist pants back up, run three more, pants fall down again!
Frozen Cowgirls
My daughter and her friend both had scarves on at the bus stop, so they spent the whole time pretending to be cowgirls having a shootout!
Sugar Daddy
Daughter to Father: I wish I had a cell phone so I could break it and then I could have a boyfriend to buy me a new one! (5 year old girl)
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