No Licking

My daughter had a friend over for a playdate. As the two girls were playing, her friend leaned over and licked my daughter in the armpit!

Surprise

Just love it when one of my kids goes potty during naptime and leaves
a deuce unflushed!

Stinker Pants

My daughter let one rip in the car this morning so bad I had to roll
the windows down!

Whats This

Dad to son: No, your underpants do NOT have pockets in the front!

Good Job Daddy

Son to Mom: My Daddy stands up to go potty and he pees in the water and doesn't make a mess!

Swim Shirts

Daughter: Daddy why do you have two shirts on?
Dad: So I can be warm at work.
Daughter: You can't go swimming with your clothes on! (I don't swim
at work??)

Pixar Power

Daughter to Dad: Don't make me superbark you!