Parent Madness Search
Helping Hands
Dad: I'm apparently so used to dining with kids that I scooped broccoli onto my sister's plate before realizing what I was doing!
Salad Sandwich
Son: Mommy, I didn't ask for salad!
Mom: That's not a salad, that's lettuce on your sandwich.
Mom: That's not a salad, that's lettuce on your sandwich.
Potty Acrobat
When my little girl sits on the toilet to pee she more or less does the splits. One time when she leaned over to get some TP, she lost her balanced and did a complete forward roll off the toilet onto the floor!
Supposably
Son to Mom: No mom, it's "cobbage" cheese, not cottage cheese, because Gramma lives in a cottage!
Circus Crash
After my clumsy little girl came home with a goose egg on her forehead I asked her how it happened.
Daughter: "I fell off the red chair"
Dad: "The red chair?"
Daughter: NO, the THREE red chairs!"
That explains a little!
Daughter: "I fell off the red chair"
Dad: "The red chair?"
Daughter: NO, the THREE red chairs!"
That explains a little!
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