Wheres My Dolly

When Santa asked my daughter what she wanted and she told him a dolly with a pink dress, she then asked, well where is it? LOL. Such a logical girl. We tell her gifts come from Santa and there she was seeing Santa so she expected her gift.

Sorry Mom

When I was a kid I told my mom to tell me I was adopted because I didn't want to think about my parents doing it. What a rotten kid I was!

Bratty Kid

But Mom, we didn't come to the circus for the show, we came here to BUY things!!!

Kid Overshare

My daughter was telling the other kids at the bus stop about how hairy my belly was. Another girl giggled and told everyone that while her dad is walking around in his underpants she gives him a wedgie!

Genius

Just convinced my little girl that her "orange" sheets are really "princess gold"!

So Good

Took the kids to Krispy Kreme for a "field trip" today to learn about donuts. Score!

Big Poo

Dad: Did you go poop?
Son: Yeah!
Dad: How big?
**son stretches arms wide**