Parent Madness Search
Bad Kid's Dropoff
Dad: Told my daughter that "The Children's Place" was where you took your kids if they were bad and you wanted to get rid of them.
Bus Stop Sprint
Mom: Got some good sprinting in this morning at the bus stop thanks to my son who left his backpack in the car!
Peace & Quiet
Dad: Kids staying at Gramma's for the weekend? Kind of weird not yelling at anyone in the morning!
Coffee Chat
Mom: Kids had a sleepover with some really chatty friends. I am not used to this much talking in the morning before coffee!!
King of the Castle
Dad: After having nieces come to visit, my wife has brought to light how many "routines" we have and says I am "the king of routines". Is that a good thing???
Baby Shack
Dad: I kind of want to ask the radio shack guy if he babysits.
He had all the kids totally calm and listening for like 5 minutes, which is an all time record!
No TVs allowed
Mom: Sitting at lunch with my TV zombie kids, I think they totally should make a "no TV section" for restaurants!
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