Frozen Wifesicle

Husband of the year award.

Fell asleep in my son's bed after putting him down for the night,
while my wife went to get groceries out of the car.

She accidentally locked herself in the garage, and called and called on my phone but I snored on while she froze outside!

Epic Naptime

Mommy and Daddy both crashed on couches for naps, and big sister put herself and the other kids down for a nap without even asking!!

Epic naptime win!

Just eat it

Grandma: Did you like the breakfast I made?
Granddaughter: Yes! I just didn't want to eat it.

Angry Fried Birds

Dad, I think these chicken nuggets used to be angry birds!

All Pooped Out

Dad my butt is tired, because it's been pooping all day long!

Fish

Mom: What lives under the sea? Son: an Orca? (No simple "fish" answer for my son!)

Weird Beard

Daughter: Daddy are you going to shave your beard? Because you will look weird when you trick or treat!