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Epic Naptime
Mommy and Daddy both crashed on couches for naps, and big sister put herself and the other kids down for a nap without even asking!!
Epic naptime win!
Just eat it
Grandma: Did you like the breakfast I made?
Granddaughter: Yes! I just didn't want to eat it.
Angry Fried Birds
Dad, I think these chicken nuggets used to be angry birds!
All Pooped Out
Dad my butt is tired, because it's been pooping all day long!
Fish
Mom: What lives under the sea? Son: an Orca? (No simple "fish" answer for my son!)
Weird Beard
Daughter: Daddy are you going to shave your beard? Because you will look weird when you trick or treat!
Too young for that stamp
My eight year old daughter came home today with a fake tattoo that "some boy" put on her lower back!
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