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Learning French


Never thought I'd be using "I see London, I see France" as a parenting tool!

Baby Dragons!

Tonight at the grocery store, my daughter convinced my son that watermelons were dragon eggs!

And no singing!


Some times our house is like Monty Python: "Stop that stop that, NO SINGING!"

Frozen Cherries


‎Your son just informed me (while eating ice cream) that he was "freezing his cherries off". When I asked him what he meant, he pointed in the general direction of his tonsils. Maybe a new term for the tonsils is in order????

No, the OTHER pink one is MINE!


Parenting tip: Always make sure your kids have different colored golf balls for putt putt

Meow! Zzzz..


Dad: Coaching kids flag football today was like herding deaf narcoleptic cats!

Capris Shorts


My 5 year old daughter's shorts she wore today? Size 18 month capris!