Creek Poop

Big excitement at the bus stop this morning, someone found poop in the nearby creek!

Pee Humor

Just took my boy to the movies for boys night out. He loved the part where Gulliver pees on everyone!

Manly Man

Dad: Why aren't you crying? Son: Because I'm a man!!

Screechy Birthday

Son: Daddy the lemurs are screeching because they know it's my
birthday!!

Oh Snap

Mom: I'm not happy that you didn't nap today.
Daughter: Well, I'm happy that I didn't have to sleep. Oy!

Cold Kids

This morning my daughter was complaining about being cold, so I went in to her room to see why and she was stripped naked sitting on the heat register.

Zany Zoo

Daughter: Daddy if you don't take me to zoo boo next year I'll never
look at you!