Resistance is futile

After delivering a nicely folded basket of laundry for my daughter to
put away, I turned back to see her picking them up and shaking them to
unfold them before stuffing them into her drawers!

Shake it baby

Son: Daddy when I sit to go potty then I have to wipe and then
stand up and shake it!

Very Merry

Daughter: Daddy when we go to the mall can I ride a horsey on the Miracle
Round?

Lights Out

My daughter is so determined to be the one to turn off her bedroom
light at night that if I turn it off first she will walk over, turn it
on again and off again!

No It's Not

I was changing my daughter's diaper, and didn't realize it had a turd in it, so when I pulled it off, the poop landed right on her stomach.

Daughter: I have chocolate in my butt??

Proud Papa

Just taught my son how to write his name in pee in the dirt. Daycare will love that trick!

Grossed Out Dad

Walking in to work, something brown on my pant leg.  Poop? Chocolate? Who knows!!