Very Merry

Daughter: Daddy when we go to the mall can I ride a horsey on the Miracle
Round?

Lights Out

My daughter is so determined to be the one to turn off her bedroom
light at night that if I turn it off first she will walk over, turn it
on again and off again!

No It's Not

I was changing my daughter's diaper, and didn't realize it had a turd in it, so when I pulled it off, the poop landed right on her stomach.

Daughter: I have chocolate in my butt??

Proud Papa

Just taught my son how to write his name in pee in the dirt. Daycare will love that trick!

Grossed Out Dad

Walking in to work, something brown on my pant leg.  Poop? Chocolate? Who knows!!

Green Dad

At the bus stop today my daughter and I picked up all the worms from the sidewalk and threw them into the grass. Thank you kids books about worms!

Food Court

If I don't like my Target, can I have your target?