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Showing posts with label Son. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Son. Show all posts
Acts of God
During every big storm: Yes I'm sure our house is not going to get blown away. No we're not going to get struck by lightning or get flooded.
But how.. what.. nevermind.
Tonight's adventure is brought to you by my son, who dropped fingernail clippers into a #2 unflushed toilet.
Whasat?
Our little guy has been saying "whassat?" and pointing at everything.
My favorite is when he sees food on your plate that he wants, he goes "whassat? AAAAAHHHHHH" and even has his tongue hanging out.
My favorite is when he sees food on your plate that he wants, he goes "whassat? AAAAAHHHHHH" and even has his tongue hanging out.
CSI At Home
Someone left a sunscreen hand print on the wall.
Time to line up the usual suspects and see whose hand fits the crime
Time to line up the usual suspects and see whose hand fits the crime
Opposite Day
Dad: Ok, if we go to McDonalds and you don't get a shake, what flavor are you not going to get?
Son: Well today is opposite day so I am NOT going to get a chocolate shake!
Dad: Hmm the force strong with this one.
Son: Well today is opposite day so I am NOT going to get a chocolate shake!
Dad: Hmm the force strong with this one.
Shopaholic
Please fasten child securely in grocery cart so they can squirm around backwards and get stuck.
Eyes cream
Son: If you got ice cream in your eye, would it hurt?
Dad: No, ice cream is made of chopped up eyes, that's why they call it eyes cream.
Dad: No, ice cream is made of chopped up eyes, that's why they call it eyes cream.
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