Melting Mom's Heart

Son: Mom, you're 31?? I thought you were like 24!!

Look on the bright yellow side

On the positive side, if the cat hadn't peed on the shower curtain I wouldn't have gone downstairs to throw it away and noticed the dog pee on the floor.

Stuffie Overload

Max stuffed animals allowed (per the rules) in the bed: 3. Stuffies in my daughter's bed: 19.