Dad: Do you know why we don't bite?
Daughter: Because we do not eat people.
Parent Madness Search
Presenting Her Highness
My daughter knocked on the door and said "Open the door. The Queen is home!"
Almost?
At the grocery store, my son grabs the SI swimsuit edition and shows me and says, "Mom, you can almost see her boobs!" Too funny!
No Licking
My daughter had a friend over for a playdate. As the two girls were playing, her friend leaned over and licked my daughter in the armpit!
Stinker Pants
My daughter let one rip in the car this morning so bad I had to roll
the windows down!
the windows down!
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