Future purse hoarder

Overheard spoiled little rich girl: OMG I don't know how you could STAND having the same backpack for a WHOLE YEAR!

Here comes the rain

Dad: My 8 year old daughter came to me sobbing today because she hates her hair because it has too many tangles. HELP WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BABY?!

Learning French

Never thought I'd be using "I see London, I see France" as a parenting tool!

Baby Dragons!

Tonight at the grocery store, my daughter convinced my son that watermelons were dragon eggs!

And no singing!

Some times our house is like Monty Python: "Stop that stop that, NO SINGING!"

Frozen Cherries

‎Your son just informed me (while eating ice cream) that he was "freezing his cherries off". When I asked him what he meant, he pointed in the general direction of his tonsils. Maybe a new term for the tonsils is in order????

No, the OTHER pink one is MINE!

Parenting tip: Always make sure your kids have different colored golf balls for putt putt