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Stuffie Overload


Max stuffed animals allowed (per the rules) in the bed: 3. Stuffies in my daughter's bed: 19.

Stick Together

Mom: Is that your friend?
Son: Yeah he's my friend because he sticks with me!

The comfy chair?


Mom: My daughter was playing and handing out pretend punishments - "I will make you sit in the uncomfortable chair!"

Gold Stars

Daughter: Mommy, I'm so proud of you for going on the potty. Here's your sticker!

Alphaburp


Dad: My son can burp words on command. I'm so proud! Don't tell Mommy!

Howling Good Time

Daughter: Mommy stop singing, you're hurting the doggy's ears!

No W's allowed


Mom: My daughter is so organized, she has to have all the M&M's facing up and separated by color before she eats them!