No It's Not

I was changing my daughter's diaper, and didn't realize it had a turd in it, so when I pulled it off, the poop landed right on her stomach.

Daughter: I have chocolate in my butt??

Proud Papa

Just taught my son how to write his name in pee in the dirt. Daycare will love that trick!

Grossed Out Dad

Walking in to work, something brown on my pant leg.  Poop? Chocolate? Who knows!!

Green Dad

At the bus stop today my daughter and I picked up all the worms from the sidewalk and threw them into the grass. Thank you kids books about worms!

Food Court

If I don't like my Target, can I have your target?

Wet Floor

While I was in the shower, my daughter shouted frantically for me to come quick, my daughter needed me! Always the superhero, I dashed wet and naked through the hall to help. She had forgotten the name of her dolly and wanted to ask me.

No Service

Son to Sister: "Stop yelling, I'm trying to call someone!" on
his toy phone