Whats This

Dad to son: No, your underpants do NOT have pockets in the front!

Good Job Daddy

Son to Mom: My Daddy stands up to go potty and he pees in the water and doesn't make a mess!

Swim Shirts

Daughter: Daddy why do you have two shirts on?
Dad: So I can be warm at work.
Daughter: You can't go swimming with your clothes on! (I don't swim
at work??)

Pixar Power

Daughter to Dad: Don't make me superbark you!

Road Trip

Daughter: Can we use our cars to drive to heaven?

Yipes Stripes

Son to Dad: Daddy you look like a zebra with your stripey shirt!

Sleep Fight

Checking on my daughter at bedtime I found that she was wearing her toy boxing gloves in bed!