Ruff Arf Woof

At the dinner table every kid gets a turn to tell how our day was. Yesterday the dog came up and started barking and grumbling for a treat to tell us his day too!

Say Cheese

Daddy, take that crocodiles picture! He's smiling because he wants his picture taken!

Smelly Birds

The penguin exhibit at our zoo is a little stinky. Entering the building my son grabbed his nose and yelled "Daddy, this place stinks like penguin poop!"

Rainbow Bath

The kids got out the bath crayons last night, so this morning I showered surrounded by rainbows, trees and puppies

I Wanna Sister

My daughter was so disappointed when we found out the baby in my belly was not a girl, that she refused to tell anyone in hopes that it might change.

The Sign Says

Took my daughter to the zoo the other day, and she pointed out EVERY sign that said keep off the fence. There were about 100 signs!

Vamp Mommy

Daughter: Do you want blood?
Mom: Why?
Daughter: Just... do you want blood?
Mom: Not particularly.
Daughter: I'm just checking to see if you're a vampire.