Green Dad

At the bus stop today my daughter and I picked up all the worms from the sidewalk and threw them into the grass. Thank you kids books about worms!

Food Court

If I don't like my Target, can I have your target?

Wet Floor

While I was in the shower, my daughter shouted frantically for me to come quick, my daughter needed me! Always the superhero, I dashed wet and naked through the hall to help. She had forgotten the name of her dolly and wanted to ask me.

No Service

Son to Sister: "Stop yelling, I'm trying to call someone!" on
his toy phone